Friday, January 05, 2007

I Will Survive “Virgin”

Minister: hello foreign investor would you like to invest today?
Virgin Megastore: cheers,!?
Minister: you can only sell Shari’a approved products and you’ll get the best stolen spot in town.
Minister: we are a very conservative society, we pray five times a day. And our women wear veils when they go shopping.

Inspired by K

10 comments:

Dr.Lost said...

loooooooooooooool

man i dont even bother goin to virgin no more.. sad sad shit dude..

Delicately Realistic said...

I go to virgin when im waiting for someone....i stand around reading the censored magazines with cut out pages and black marker all over them...i dont even bother to look at the merchandise.....!

error said...

dr.lost.
I was there yesterday evening!! People had higher expectations!! Its tough to compete with pirated everything easily available!!

DR
Are you implying that you’re a smart beautiful veiled shopper with high heel boots flipping pages while staring at people coming in and out, checking out cute guys like me, while waiting for someone?

Nooni said...

astaghfor allah ... fa7esha... ertekabt akbar fa7esha... alqa9a9 alqa9a9.. 7alan

Nooni said...

astaghfor allah ... fa7esha... ertekabt akbar fa7esha... alqa9a9 alqa9a9.. 7alan

Delicately Realistic said...

LOL how i must of implied that is beyond me.
You have a wild imagination my friend :P
Are u implying that ur cute?

Elijah said...

LOOOL, it used to be one of my favorite places. I'd get coffee and read upstairs.

Now it's just a fashion show. Sad!

error said...

Judy!!
Yeah! We should stone her with Cotton pads!!

DR
Other than hairy I’m cute!!

elijah
I never liked the place! more of a haylag attraction now!!

Delicately Realistic said...

You cant be hairy and cute :P

error said...

stop hitting on me.